Chat Between SI and DF
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Chat Between SI and DF
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- -- defiantFelidae [DF] began pestering strayIntoxicated [SI] at 00:55 --
DF: H3y
DF: Masumi
DF: You still drunk?
SI: [||]) How did you guess, you clever you?
SI: [||]) Yeah, of course.
SI: [||]) Why?
DF: W3ll
DF: Im bor3d
DF: So lik3
DF: How you doing and junk?
SI: [||]) I'm still here you know.
SI: [||]) Still hiding from the othersh.
SI: [||]) Others
DF: Ah lam3. You'r3 w3lcom3 to com3 to my for3st any tim3 y'know
SI: [||]) Thanksh!
SI: [||]) Thanksh
SI: [||]) Thanksh
SI: [||]) Eh whatever.
SI: [||]) But yeah, that would be great.
DF: I dont think i'v3 3v3r actually s33n anoth3r Oni, it'd b3 cool to confirm i'm not som3 sort of mutant or som3thing
SI: [||]) It must suck.
SI: [||]) Living alone without people around.
SI: [||]) I mean, even if they hate your guts people are shtill fun!
SI: [||]) shtill
SI: [||]) Oh forget it.
DF: Its uh
SI: [||]) But yeah, have you ever attended a party before?
DF: Diff3r3nt I gu3ss
DF: Nop3
DF: Unl3ss you count m3 and th3 ol' Lusus going hunting
DF: Th@s a party right?
SI: [||]) You're so mishsing out!
SI: [||]) mishshing
SI: [||]) I shpelled it even worse that time.
SI: [||]) But I dunno.
SI: [||]) My lusus and I aren't on good termsh, remember?
DF: Y3ah
DF: Sorry about th@
SI: [||]) No thatsh alright.
SI: [||]) I'm alright ash ish.
SI: [||]) I jusht wishh you guysh were closher to where I am.
DF: I wish I was clos3r to fr3akin' anyon3 x3
DF: I g3t wh@ you m3an though
DF: W3ll
DF: Asid3 from mayb3 US
DF: I g3t th3 f33ling h3's just try kicking my ass
DF: I'd hav3 to smack him down-naa
SI: [||]) You two shhould calm down and work it out peacefully.
SI: [||]) Or have a drink.
SI: [||]) That'll cure what ailsh you two.
DF: I'v3 got no probl3m with th3 guy
DF: I think h3 thinks I wanna invad3 him or som3thing though
SI: [||]) I wonder why he thinksh that?
DF: Might just b3 th3 purpl3 way of thinking-naa
DF: I dunno
DF: I dont k33p up with th3 whol3
DF: Blood cast3 thingy
SI: [||]) I mean I'd get it if he thought you were a disgrace or something.
SI: [||]) But unlike me you're not a drunk.
SI: [||]) So...
SI: [||]) It'sh a mystery.
DF: Poor guy, huh?
SI: [||]) Well he'sh the one trying to get you.
SI: [||]) But all the shame, I just hope you two come to shome termsh.
DF: I'll giv3 him th3 old fashion3d "Who th3 h3ll do you think I am kick" and 3v3rything will b3 sort3d-naa
SI: [||]) I'm not quite drunk enough to condone that course of action.
SI: [||]) But you do what you want to do.
DF: A fri3ndly strif3 is som3tim3s just wh@ ya n33d x3
DF: I couldnt kill him though-naa
SI: [||]) I don't deny that.
SI: [||]) I remember the lasht bar I destroyed.
DF: Th3r3 ar3 thos3 bar thingi3s wh3r3 your hiv3 is?
SI: [||]) There were.
DF: I'v3 only s33n th3m in Anim3
DF: Wh@ happ3n3d to th3m?
SI: [||]) I accidentally wrecked one and the resht moved out of the area over time.
DF: ...Was it aw3som3?
SI: [||]) I don't remember.
SI: [||]) I was too hammered at the time.
SI: [||]) I'm told I nearly drowned shomehow.
DF: Wow
DF: You alright aft3r th@? I h3ar th@ stuff can lik3 kill you or som3thing
SI: [||]) It wash jusht sake.
SI: [||]) I semi drown myshelf in the stuff on a regular bashis anyways.
DF: Alright I gu3ss. I'v3 n3v3r tri3d it or anything
SI: [||]) Well technically we're all underage.
DF: Y3ah but US go3s on about drinking all th3 tim3
SI: [||]) He hasn't been exiled from shociety for drinking sho I'm shure there musht be shome unique circumshtancesh there.
DF: Pft
DF: You dont n33d som3 soci3ty
DF: W3'll start our own
SI: [||]) Oh hell yeah.
DF: For3st dw3ll3r r3clus3s and drink3rs unit3!
SI: [||]) Now you're talking.
SI: [||]) But the thing is, we wouldn't have acceshsh to brewing equipment...
SI: [||]) No, it'sh not worth it.
SI: [||]) Sorry Akira but I have to remain in shociety for the moment.
DF: I'm t3lling ya, on3 day i'll totally claim back th3 land th@ r3j3ct3d us!
DF: Possibly in a giant robot!
DF: No wait
DF: Th@s kinda stupid
DF: Wh3r3 would I g3t a robot
SI: [||]) Nah that shoundsh about right.
SI: [||]) I'm shure shomeone could make you something.
SI: [||]) Or some strange circumstances will give you a giant robot.
DF: Th@ would probably b3 th3 b3st thing 3v3r
SI: [||]) I can think of better thingsh.
DF: Lik3 wh@-naa?
SI: [||]) Why fight when we could have a huge ashsh party with everyone?
DF: W3ll
DF: W3 can do th@ aft3r w3 win
SI: [||]) Ooh.
DF: I'm not gonna go through killin' 3v3ryon3 who do3sn't agr33 with m3
DF: Just
DF: Kicking th3ir ass3s
SI: [||]) I'd rather jusht skip to the partying.
DF: W3ll
DF: I'll start fighting
DF: You start partying
DF: Th3n w3 can m33t som3wh3r3 in th3 middl3
SI: [||]) And combine our powersh to become shomething more epic than we are already?
DF: H3ll to th3 y3s
SI: [||]) So...
SI: [||]) A fighting party?
DF: You can sit on my should3rs for it
SI: [||]) And throw booze at people?
SI: [||]) Ooh!
DF: Y3s
SI: [||]) I think that's why I got kicked out of the bar.
DF: This sounds lik3 th3 b3st plan
DF: For 3v3rything
SI: [||]) Sake and giant robotsh.
DF: R3volution is coming and its in th3 form of drunk3n robot warriors
SI: [||]) Hey Akira?
DF: Yo?
SI: [||]) What would your lusus think about you drinking, you think?
DF: Probably b3 pr3tty piss3d. H3's all training obs3ss3d
SI: [||]) What about drunken combat?
DF: Mayb3 I gu3ss, n3v3r tri3d it-naa x3
SI: [||]) Could you convince your lushus with that?
DF: I might try, I dont 3xp3ct him back for a whil3 y3t though-naa
DF: I dont think w3 hav3 anything lik3 alcohol out h3r3 anyway
SI: [||]) I'll totally bring you shome.
DF: I'd probably hav3 to m33t you @ th3 3dg3 of th3 for3st to mak3 sur3 my Lusus didnt slay you
SI: [||]) Would he kill me?
DF: I think h3'd kill anyon3 trying to g3t in
DF: I try to g3t him to chill on th3 whol3
DF: Killing Oni d3al
DF: But l3ts fac3 it, I cant run as fast as a c@b3ast
SI: [||]) It would be cool if you could.
DF: Totally
SI: [||]) Doesh your lushus kill all oni?
SI: [||]) Even in groupsh?
DF: H3 might do
DF: I'v3 n3v3r actually s33n him do it
DF: And i'v3 n3v3r s33n any oni
DF: I can only assum3 3ith3r non3 of th3m want to com3 to th3 for3st or my Lusus is 3nding th3 on3s th@ do
DF: Or
DF: Th3r3s som3thing 3ls3 in th3 for3st doing th@
DF: I dunno
DF: If th3r3 is I might hav3 to stop it
SI: [||]) I would drop by and jusht sneak around him but I need a group to help me carry all the drinksh.
DF: In a totally aw3som3 way
SI: [||]) Wait, shomething elshe?
DF: W3ll
DF: Its a big for3st
DF: Im right in th3 middl3
DF: Th3r3 might b3 som3 giant snak3b3ast 3@ing 3v3rything
DF: I wouldnt 3v3n notic3
SI: [||]) Well I'd be alright with that even.
SI: [||]) I just don't know if I could get anyone to come along.
DF: If so i'd hav3 to kick its ass. Taking on th3 w3ak isnt cool
SI: [||]) Except poshsibly shome of our friendsh.
DF: H3y you know if you cam3 to th3 for3st you could com3 hunting with m3!
DF: I'll t3ach you to lik3
SI: [||]) I can hold my own.
DF: B3@ up a big ol' mol3b3ast for dinn3r
SI: [||]) I think.
SI: [||]) Wait.
SI: [||]) You eat animalsh from the wild?
DF: Th3 h3ll 3ls3 am I suppos3d to 3@?
SI: [||]) I short of ashshumed you got it from somewhere else.
DF: I also got som3 wh3@plants growing outsid3 so I can mak3 br3ad 3v3ry now and th3n
SI: [||]) Can you make shake?
DF: Its a pr3tty nic3 tr3@ giv3n th3y'r3 not suppos3d to grow
DF: Th3 h3lls shak3?
SI: [||]) shake
SI: [||]) shake
SI: [||]) shake
SI: [||]) ARGH
DF: x3-naa
SI: [||]) The drink with alcohol.
DF: Ohhh
DF: No I dont think I can mak3 th@
DF: At l3ast with wh@ I hav3
SI: [||]) I could bring those ash well.
SI: [||]) But again, I'll need help.
DF: I could totally drag all of th@
SI: [||]) You and your powerfulness!
SI: [||]) But you'd need to convince your lusush to let you come to where I am for a bit.
DF: It's th3 fighting spirit SI!
DF: It's all about doing th3 impossibl3-naa!
-- strayIntoxicated [SI] is now an idle chum! --
SI: [||]) Oooh!
SI: [||]) So shorry, I shpaced out there!
DF: I'v3 com3 to 3xp3ct it x3
SI: [||]) What do you mean by that, huh?
DF: W3ll its happ3n3d b3for3
DF: You may or may not r3m3mb3r bro
SI: [||]) Probabaly not.
DF: You know
DF: You n33d som3 shad3s too.
DF: 3v3ryon3 do3s
SI: [||]) Totally.
SI: [||]) Do you have any shpare.
DF: I hav3 a f3w
SI: [||]) How many?
DF: Lik3 10 so far
DF: Its hard to mak3 th3 m@3rial so I stockpil3d th3m
SI: [||]) Why do you need so many?
DF: Th3y br3ak wh3n im hunting-naa
DF: A sh3llb3ast hits m3 squar3 in th3 fac3 and bang
DF: Brok3n shad3s
SI: [||]) You should invesht in indeshtructable shadesh.
DF: B3tt3r y3t
DF: On3s I can us3 as som3 sort of blad3d boom3rang
DF: Th@ would b3 anoth3r of th3 b3st things 3v3r
SI: [||]) And they're on fire?
SI: [||]) And they dishpenshe infinite booze?
DF: Th3y could b3
SI: [||]) Well it'sh nice to dream but it'll probably never happen.
SI: [||]) Getting some short of device that will allow ush to form the shtrangesht itemsh we can conceive of.
DF: I will mak3 th3s3 god-shad3s right aft3r my amazing b@tl3 robot
SI: [||]) Why not give the robot shome of thoshe shadesh?
DF: Th@ would b3 b3st
DF: W3'r3 gonna do this bro
DF: W3'll mak3 this happ3n
SI: [||]) I will be your right hand man to the end, shir.
DF: W3 will rock Oniwakus3i lik3 th3r3's no tomorrow
DF: Or lik3 it's raining m3t3ors or som3thing
SI: [||]) Like that would ever happen.
DF: As if
SI: [||]) But theoretically, if it happened.
SI: [||]) How would we deal with it?
DF: How w3 d3al with 3v3ry situ@ion!
DF: I'll hit it, you g3t drunk!
DF: 3v3ntually, w3'll win
SI: [||]) I don't remember, have we ever dealt with any shituation like that before?
DF: No but th@s my plan-naa x3
SI: [||]) I like the way you think.
SI: [||]) If you train hard enough you could probabaly deshtroy meteorsh with your punchesh or your future boomerang shades or something.
DF: I'm not 3v3n th@ strong, you just gotta know wh3r3 to hit it x3
DF: Oh and you n33d th3 fighting spirit to do it
SI: [||]) Doesh booze count as fighting spirit?
DF: Of cours3-naa!
SI: [||]) Then I'll have a ton of it.
SI: [||]) I bet I'll get more meteors than you will!
DF: I'm lik3 th3 dark d3fil3r of m3t3ors, i'll smash a billion b3for3 you br3ak th3 on3 x3
DF: But first
DF: I gotta 3@
DF: Tim3 for th3 daily hunt
SI: [||]) Tell me how it goesh when you get back!
SI: [||]) I wanna hear.
DF: I will, don't worry-naa x3
DF: S33ya l@3r Masumi x3
SI: [||]) Bye Akira!
-- strayIntoxicated [SI] ceased pestering defiantFelidae [DF] at 02:54 --
DF: Don't g3t too drunk 3ls3 you wont und3rstand my tal3s of th3 gr3@ Akira, known far and wid3 was th3 gr3@3st Oni known!
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