Chat between US and CD

[zerothArcana]

-- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling conditionalDisposition [CD] at 09:56 --
[09:57] US: GAARGH! They ate him, kyu!
[09:57] US: How the heck can something eat fire?
[09:57] US: /|\'m gonna kill them all, kyu!
[09:57] CD: :) Eat fire-hiku? :(
[09:57] CD: :) Slow down-hiku :(
[09:58] CD: :) What happened-hiku? :(
[09:58] US: Stupid f
[09:58] US: My lusus.
[09:58] US: My lusus was killed to an ember, kyu.
[09:58] US: How could a bunch of weird creature things eat my fire dragon, kyu?
[09:58] CD: :) Oh, I'm sorry :(
[09:58] CD: :) That does sound strange :(
[09:59] US: The flames were kinda solid, true, but stillll
[09:59] CD: :) How long ago did this happen? :(
[09:59] US: Last night...
[09:59] US: He's now just a glowy fireball...
[10:00] US: Not sure if he is still alive or not.
[10:00] US: But even if he is, he won't be for much longer.
[10:00] CD: :) Poor thing :(
[10:00] US: That fireball is kinda like his... um... inside things, kyu.
[10:00] US: Not sure, exactly.
[10:00] CD: :) Wow. :(
[10:00] US: But... look.
[10:01] US: /|\'m a water-dweller, kyu.
[10:01] CD: :) (Shit, I forgot to do my quirk) :(
[10:01] CD: :) Yes, how could a fire burn under water-hiku? :(
[10:01] US: My lusus's fire body was somehow waterproof, but this...
[10:01] US: This thing...
[10:01] US: /|\....don't think it is, kyu.
[10:02] CD: :) Would you be able to describe this "thing" in more detail-hiku? :(
[10:02] US: You mean the remainder of my lusus, kyu?
[10:03] CD: :) Well, you can if you so wish-hiku :(
[10:03] US: You mean the monsters that ate my lusus?
[10:03] CD: :) But I meant the thing that attacked it-hiku :(
[10:03] CD: :) Or things, for that matter-hiku :(
[10:03] US: A swarm of creatures.
[10:04] US: /|\nsects, vermin, /|\ dunno, kyu.
[10:04] CD: :) That is very strange-hiku :(
[10:04] CD: :) How much time do you think he has-hiku? :(
[10:05] CD: :) Or rather, it-hiku :(
[10:05] US: /|\ dunno. /|\'ve never dealt with something like this before, kyu...
[10:05] CD: :) How are you feeling about this-hiku? :(
[10:05] CD: :) Angry-hiku? :(
[10:05] US: ...
[10:05] US: Furious.
[10:06] CD: :) And rightly so-hiku :(
[10:06] US: /|\'m going to destroy those winged r
[10:06] US: Wait.
[10:06] US: You are under the Rat sign, aren't you?
[10:06] CD: :) Yes. Yes I am-hiku. :(
[10:06] US: /|\ don't want to relate them to rats, because that might be an insult to you.
[10:06] US: But they were very... buglike and rodentlike.
[10:07] CD: :) Insectoid rats-hiku? :(
[10:07] US: Yeah, /|\ guess that's the best way to describe them, kyu.
[10:07] CD: :) I do not take any offense to this-hiku. While I am under the Rat sign, I am still an Oni :(
[10:07] US: Of course.
[10:07] CD: :) The rat is just the role I play-hiku :(
[10:07] CD: :) Just like the dragon is yours-hiku :(
[10:08] CD: :) Now, I cannot speak for my Lusus, but I doubt he would take offense-hiku :(
[10:08] CD: :) After all, he is not of an insectoid nature-hiku :(
[10:08] US: /|\ don't think these were related to any possible lusus.
[10:08] US: They seemed mindless.
[10:09] US: They didn't even notice me destroying their numbers, kyu.
[10:09] US: Not numbers as in they had numbers on their backs or something.
[10:09] CD: :) Wow-hiku\ :(
[10:09] US: /|\ mean that /|\ destroyed a bunch of them, kyu.
[10:09] CD: :) Speaking of which, just how many were there-hiku? :(
[10:10] US: More than one, less than a million, kyu.
[10:10] CD: :) Too many to count-hiku? :(
[10:10] US: Yes.
[10:10] US: That is why /|\ failed, kyu...
[10:10] CD: :) Well, the fact that you made it out alive must be a testament to your strength then-hiku :(
[10:10] US: What punishment should /|\ carry out on myself for failing to protect my lusus?
[10:11] CD: :) I am sorry that you were unable to save your Lusus-hiku :(
[10:11] CD: :) It is not my place to assign punishment-hiku :(
[10:12] CD: :) My role is to observe and emulate-hiku :(
[10:12] US: True. /|\t is nice to know that not all people have forgotten their places.
[10:12] CD: :) Indeed-hiku :(
[10:12] CD: :) What will you do now-hiku? :(
[10:12] CD: :) Now that your Lusus is gone-hiku :(
[10:12] US: /|\ don't know.
[10:13] US: They almost killed my lusus directly, they may have actually killed him, and they dishonored me!
[10:13] US: But /|\ don't know where they went, so /|\ can't destroy them, kyu...
[10:13] CD: :) And it just kills you inside, doesn't it-hiku> :(
[10:14] US: Yes.
[10:14] US: Yes it does.
[10:14] US: For the first time in my amazing life, /|\ am at a loss for what to do, kyu.
[10:15] CD: :) Well, if your Lusus' remains are still living, you can comfort it in its last moments-hiku :(
[10:16] CD: :) Even if it can't hear you-hiku :(
[10:16] US: That is what /|\'m trying...
[10:17] US: He was more than just my lusus.
[10:17] US: Almost... a moiral?
[10:17] CD: :) A moirail? :(
[10:17] CD: :) Hmm :(
[10:17] US: We made each other better.
[10:18] US: We could take on the world together, but we knew each other's weaknesses...
[10:18] CD: :) It has never occured to me that an Oni and his custodian could share a pale relationship :(
[10:18] US: /|\ know.
[10:18] CD: :) That is remarkable-hiku :(
[10:18] US: ...kyu...
[10:18] US: /|\ will leave now.
[10:19] CD: :) Okay-hiku :(
[10:19] US: Good-bye, kyu..
[10:19] CD: :) I am sure that you will be able to make it through-hiku :(
[10:19] CD: :) Good bye. :(
-- unbalancedScales [US] ceased trolling conditionalDisposition [CD] at 10:19 --