Kozuki Wukong's profile

[igneousMacaque]

Your name is KOZUKI WUKONG, and you are a GREAT SAGE EQUAL TO HEAVEN! At least, you like to think so. It's probably just your MASSIVE BRAGGING STREAK showing. Nonetheless, you are a DETERMINED GO-GETTER with ambition far exceeding your SECOND-CLASS position in society. Your phenomenal skills are a result of intensive TRAINING undertaken at the behest of your LUSUS. You don't mind--you may not be the sharpest blade in the armory, but the training keeps your wits quick and your body in PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION.

TECHNOLOGY, on the other hand, is COMPLETELY FOREIGN to you. Anything more sophisticated than the basics is lost on you--[Insert tech-savvy oni here] had to install the GAME you're about to play for you, for fear of you crashing the program and ruining it before it could begin. You repaid [him/her] by promising not to STEAL from [him/her] from that day forward, and you remain true to your word. EVERYBODY ELSE, however, is fair game; anything that's not NAILED DOWN is yours, and anything that can be pried loose DOESN'T COUNT as being nailed down. This is made all the easier by your PREHENSILE TAIL, which you can use as skillfully as a third arm, though you normally KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. Don't want the secret getting out!

Your LUSUS takes the form of a giant simian creature with a MULTITUDE OF ARMS. It maintains a strong, passive presence over your HIVE, keeping you in check and intruders out. Your lusus actually adopted you rather LATER THAN USUAL, as you were raised in a TEMPLE for your first two sweeps. There, you learned the art of STRIFE, but were also taught never to fight with MALICIOUS INTENT--only in self-defense or competition. These beliefs are NOT WIDELY HELD by most of ONI SOCIETY, and for this reason you are somewhat ALIENATED. Even changing your FIRST NAME to fit in more closely has done little to alleviate this.

Your trolltag is igneousMacaque and you frequently rem1nd every1 that you're number 1. You also tend to LOSE YOUR 1NDOOR VO1CE WHEN YOU GET EXC1TED!

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Edited based on a conversation with PR. Basically, Kozuki is troll-Chinese, which explains his last name not quite fitting the mold of the others. He follows a sort of troll-Zen-Buddhism rather than the dominant troll-Shinto.