Morrie Hapsnap's Character Profile

[coronersAssistant]

You’re name is MORRIE HAPSNAP, and last time you checked, you were 13 years old. Your chumhandle is coronersAssistant, when you type you express ur emotions~!!!! .

When not on pesterchum you communicate through SIGN LANGUAGE and EXAGGERATED EXPRESSIONS, people often don’t understand you, but you can’t help being MUTE. When you’re older you want to be a CORONER because it seems like a COOL and INTERESTING occupation. Speaking of interesting, you have quite the handful of INTERESTS and HOBBIES. You enjoy PREFORMING DANGEROUS MANEUVERS atop your horse GIDDYTROT, talking to and making friends with strangers on the INTERNET, TREASURE HUNTING in the cornfield, and READING various NOVELS and MAGAZINES.

To add on to your list of AWESOME THINGS YOU DO, you are able to CONTROL YOUR DREAMS. You thought this was normal until your BRO called you a SUGOI KAWAII LOLI YANDERE, when you mentioned it to him. When you dream, you find yourself in some GOLDEN CITY, where everything is fun and the locals are WEIRD WHITE THINGS that LOVE you.

You live on a farm with your DAD and older brother, though you'd much rather live in the CITY. Your DAD is extremely OVER-PROTECTIVE and doesn’t let you do much farm work. You insist on taking care of the CHICKENS, COWS, and your HORSE. You do not own any PIGS, but they are your favourite animal and you wear one on your DRESS. You are often found in the barn pretending to be a STYLISHLY SASSY SILENT CORONER preforming investigations with your partner GIDDYTROT while wielding your TRUSTY PITCHFORK.

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