Be the Chosen One (LOL)

[zerothArcana]

A young man sits in the food court of a department store. He is with his friends, ready to enter a dangerous world where he will fight dangerous enemies. What is this man's name?

>Yu Narukami

You are Yu Narukami. Your friends recently discovered a whole new world from what seemed like an innocent game. You prepare to enter it, ready to take on mysterious creatures to solve an even more mysterious....

>Knock Knock

Come on! You were just getting ready to play some more Persona 4, when your (usually awesome) sister is knocking at your door, distracting you! I guess you'll have to stop being Yu Narukami.

>Be Scott Blaire.

You are now SCOTT BLAIRE, and you love VIDEO GAMES, especially RPGS, especially some of the more obscure. One of your favorite video game series, SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI, has gotten you interested in DEMONS and OTHER MYTHOLOGICAL BEINGS. You wish you were able to CONTACT a demon and MAKE A SAFE CONTRACT with one, but you know that is MERE FANTASY. Oh well. You also wish you had some kind of INNER POWER allowing you to use MAGIC.

You are a very KIND person, a little NAIVE at times, but you think that makes you better than if you were a cynic or a skeptic. You TRUST your friends deeply, and put all of your HEART into your friendships. You are extremely CURIOUS, and ask many QUESTIONS.

Your OLDER SISTER is really AWESOME! While you don't have any PARENTS looking after you, your big sis fills the role nicely. She likes to LARP with you, although she tends to take it too far and SOMEONE gets hurt, or SOMETHING is BROKEN. She's also into RPGS, mainly SECRET OF MANA, which you tend to play together. However, she is being quite annoying, pounding on your door for some reason.

Well, you better open your door.

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Scott: QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM STACK OF GAME GUIDES

[zerothArcana]

>QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM STACK OF GAME GUIDES

Of course! That's it! Your incredibly cool BIG SIS is probably about to 'challenge' you to a 'battle'! Well, DRANGOR SILVERBOLT, the DWARVEN CLERIC of SK'LFUTH THE DIGGER, never backs down from a challenge! You get your (foam) DWARVEN WARHAMMER, your WARD OF THE BLADED SHOVEL, and your DARK ROCK PROJECTILES (rubber balls) from off of your pile of game manuals, strategy guides, and hand-drawn maps. You are ready to...

>Open the door!

Um, your hands are kinda full. Perhaps you should captchalogue the items.

>Make it so

You put the items in your Sylladex. To withdraw them, you have to use the SHUFFLE TIME MODUS. The cards will reveal themselves to you, then turn so you cannot see what they are. They will then spin around your head. You have to grab the one you want to withdraw.

Now... where were we...?

>OPEN THE DOor, please

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when you open the door you find!!!!!

a basket of clothes....

[zerothArcana]

>Get Laundry

Oh. Your BIG SIS just wanted to give you your clothes after she washed them. Man, she's awesome. Well, I guess you better fold them...
>Captchalogue
Or just shove them in a card and fold them later. Procrastination FTW. Now, back to your g-

>Bunp Playstation 2

OH GOD NOT AGAIN! Your screen goes black. Dang that piece of crud Playstation 2, turning off at the slightest bump or pull of the cord. Now what?

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Scott: ROAR LIKE A POLAR BEAR AND MAUL YOUR BED

[zerothArcana]

>Scott: ROAR LIKE A POLAR BEAR AND MAUL YOUR BED

Uh... no.
No way.
Definitely not.
You are not going to destroy your bed again. Remember the time with the Magic Missile? Or the Whirling Dervish incident?

But you do roar like a polar bear, because you are just that badass.

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