BE THE GENTLEPERSON OF FORTUNE

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An audience was made of the crewman of the Robin Goodfellow, as Captain Barnaby Bartholomew Kilroy III, esq. addressed his men. he stroked at his finely trimmed mustache, his mechanical hand and arm hissing a little from the exchange of steam pressure. He spoke aloud, his voice carried with the power of a Steam Engine, but the preciseness of a Death Ray.
"Dalies and Mentlegen!, I gathered you here to discuss our current situation. Our engines are barely running, the Dread Baron is on our heels, and our fuel is low. Soon, They shall overtake us. When we set out on this quest, we swore an oath to crown and country, to protect her royal majesties assets both near and far, and now we are met by the penultimate danger of our journey. Today is the day we become Heros!

He grasped a silver hilt at his belt, and pulled from his scabbard a most magnificent saber, and whipped it around....

and knocking over a glass of water sitting on the desk behind you. the water spills onto your audiance of stuffed animals and action figures gathered as a mock Airship crew. you drop your TOY SABER and rush over, blotting out the wetness on poor Sir Octopuss Regibald Norrington.

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You are ADELHEID OBERHERR, and you LIVE IN TECHNO-CASTLE OBERHERR.
just like your name, you are VERY ANDROGYNOUS, and never like to reveal your ACTUAL GENDER.
You were just PRETENDING to be a AIRSHIP CAPTAIN with your toys, an activity you often engage in when bored and lonely in the techno-castle.
You have a WIDE VARIETY OF INTERESTS, which are well represented by YOUR ROOM.
You love STEAMPUNK CULTURE, and have made many EXCITING COSTUMES, read THRILLING LITERATURE, watch GLAMOUROUS CINEMA, and IMAGINE FASCINATING TALES, of the STEAMPUNK VARIETY.
You also greatly enjoy FILM NOIR, and when you're not pretending to be an AIRSHIP CAPTAIN, you most likely can be found pretending to be a HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE
MYTHOLOGY OF ESOTERIC POPULARITY also enraptures your attention, and typically will be incorporated into your Detective of Steampunk Games.
Finally you enjoy learning DEAD & OBSCURE LANGUAGES, and drinking EXOTIC TEAS.
You have no real CLOSE FAMILY, or much HUMAN CONTACT for that matter, beyond your MANY CHUMS ONLINE. You're cared for by the TECHNO-CASTLE'S ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, known as Custodian. Your CHUMHANDLE is sapientComposition and you often speak in a more victorian manner.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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> QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM WARDROBE

you quickly equip your STEAMPUNK'D AIRSOFT PISTOLS into your Strife Specibus (GunKataKind). You designed them yourself and use them for WONDEROUS ADVENTURES through your Castle.

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> STAND MENACINGLY LIKE SLENDERMAN AN-

The command is riddled with airsoft bullets, as you fire whilst hiding behind your bed. No Slenderman. no. bad commands.

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> CHAT WITH CORONERSASSISTANT

You decide to get on Pesterchum and chat with your cool friend coronersAssistant

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