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Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:22 pm
Your name is Aron. You have a variety of interests. You have a passion for BURNING STUFF, you think it's the only thing you're actually good at, sometimes too good. You like to make FIREWORKS but you PRETTY MUCH SUCK AT IT, they tend to blow up in your face, not to mention they also light on fire things you rather keep NOT-BURNED (Like the carpet and the shitty furniture made out of non-flammable fake wood). You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
Your room is seemingly devoid of flammable materials. This is very distressing.
What will you do?
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:11 pm
> Exposit on GIANT ARTHROPOD on top of head.
The titular GIANT ARTHROPOD is actually your hair. you feel very offended by this command, but you might as well exposit on something.
The titular GIANT ARTHROPOD is actually your hair. you feel very offended by this command, but you might as well exposit on something.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:12 pm
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Your hair has been with you for as long as you remember, you have been a team through thick and thin. It protects your head from unfriendly invaders and, as a reward for a job well done, you apply several layers of gel on it to keep it impermeable to outside influences.
It also makes you look really cool (hot) when you are laughing like a madman.
Your hair has been with you for as long as you remember, you have been a team through thick and thin. It protects your head from unfriendly invaders and, as a reward for a job well done, you apply several layers of gel on it to keep it impermeable to outside influences.
It also makes you look really cool (hot) when you are laughing like a madman.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:45 pm
==>
An Intruder has made himself known. The big fat chicken is in the room.
An Intruder has made himself known. The big fat chicken is in the room.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:49 pm
That is clearly a ROOSTER, can't you see it's WATTLES, EARLOBES and COMB?
It's a big fat chicken and that's final.
It's a big fat chicken and that's final.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:51 pm
> Exposit on ROOSTER INTRUDER.
That big fat chicken is your UNCLE'S, it's name is Big Red and it's a demon in disguise. A big fat demon in disguise.
That big fat chicken is your UNCLE'S, it's name is Big Red and it's a demon in disguise. A big fat demon in disguise.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:00 am
> Exposit more, we have to go deeper.
That chicken is EVIL INCARNATE, his Feathered Assholery is only a front, a facade if you will. It hides an immoral purpose, making you life impossible. It isn't only EVIL, no, it's also big, fat and a chicken.
The only thing more VILE than that bird is water. Water is plain evil, no additives, that's what makes it more fearsome.
That chicken is EVIL INCARNATE, his Feathered Assholery is only a front, a facade if you will. It hides an immoral purpose, making you life impossible. It isn't only EVIL, no, it's also big, fat and a chicken.
The only thing more VILE than that bird is water. Water is plain evil, no additives, that's what makes it more fearsome.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:25 am
> Examine intentions of ROOSTER INTRUDER.
Great, it escaped while you were wasting time with exposition. It seems to have stolen your RED BOX. You have to catch that CROOK COCK as fast as humanly possible.
Great, it escaped while you were wasting time with exposition. It seems to have stolen your RED BOX. You have to catch that CROOK COCK as fast as humanly possible.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:26 am
> Exposit on RED BOX.
Fuck no. You're going after that chicken, no more exposition until you catch it.
Fuck no. You're going after that chicken, no more exposition until you catch it.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:06 am
> Leave the room, go catch that bird so you can provide more exposition.
Fuck you.
You leave the room.
Aha! That demon didn't go far, and you think you can see the box behind it.
Fuck you.
You leave the room.
Aha! That demon didn't go far, and you think you can see the box behind it.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:14 am
==>
You run at it screaming profanities. You fall through the badly rendered chicken and your Î -Cap-TURE breaks. Your adventures can no longer be rendered. You think you like it better this way, you can make that chicken pay with no witnesses questioning your methods.
You run at it screaming profanities. You fall through the badly rendered chicken and your Î -Cap-TURE breaks. Your adventures can no longer be rendered. You think you like it better this way, you can make that chicken pay with no witnesses questioning your methods.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:16 am
> Examine BADLY RENDERED CHICKEN's remains.
That feathery asshole is getting smarter, it's a printed photo of him taped to the sides of a piece of cardboard.
You captchalogue the RED BOX in your Stack/Queue Modus and make way to your room again.
That feathery asshole is getting smarter, it's a printed photo of him taped to the sides of a piece of cardboard.
You captchalogue the RED BOX in your Stack/Queue Modus and make way to your room again.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:23 am
==>
You place the RED BOX back on top of your dresser and open it. From it you extract a VERY OLD ZIPPO and a VERY NEW, SHINY ZIPPO. you captchalogue both.
You place the RED BOX back on top of your dresser and open it. From it you extract a VERY OLD ZIPPO and a VERY NEW, SHINY ZIPPO. you captchalogue both.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:29 am
> Explain Silladex modus.
Okay, your silladex works through a stack or queue modus, you're not sure which. You're not sure because it also lets you create separate threads. This way you keep ten different threads with one card allocated to each one. These threads act like a Revolver's barrel, in that you have to spin it after reloading. You like to call it RUSSIAN ROULETTE modus. You keep spare cards in your chest, or at least did, until your UNCLE decided to change your chest's modum operandi.
Okay, your silladex works through a stack or queue modus, you're not sure which. You're not sure because it also lets you create separate threads. This way you keep ten different threads with one card allocated to each one. These threads act like a Revolver's barrel, in that you have to spin it after reloading. You like to call it RUSSIAN ROULETTE modus. You keep spare cards in your chest, or at least did, until your UNCLE decided to change your chest's modum operandi.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:30 am
> Open chest.
No can do, your UNCLE locks all things flammable in that chest, he has the only key and he keeps it on himself at all times.
No can do, your UNCLE locks all things flammable in that chest, he has the only key and he keeps it on himself at all times.
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by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:29 pm
> Bash chest open.
No way, you don't even have anything to bash it with. You'd have to look for your spear first, and even with that you're not strong enough to break that thing.
No way, you don't even have anything to bash it with. You'd have to look for your spear first, and even with that you're not strong enough to break that thing.
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by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:31 pm
> Burn the chest.
No, it's fake wood, your zippos would just scorch it and stink up the room. Burning it would probably destroy all the stuff inside too.
No, it's fake wood, your zippos would just scorch it and stink up the room. Burning it would probably destroy all the stuff inside too.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:42 pm
> Leave room, search for spear.
You exit into the HALLWAY.
On the walls hang two weird close-ups of a goat, one of an eye and one of what looks to be it's ear. Your UNCLE's taste in art sure is weird, but yours isn't that much better.
You exit into the HALLWAY.
On the walls hang two weird close-ups of a goat, one of an eye and one of what looks to be it's ear. Your UNCLE's taste in art sure is weird, but yours isn't that much better.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:50 pm
> Head down the hall.
You do just that.
To your right is the LAUNDRY. To your left is your UNCLE'S ROOM. The door is ajar so you sneak closer to it and take a look inside.
The room is clean, too clean for a farmer's. From your position you can see another close-up of a goat and your UNCLE'S bed. You can also see a small night table. There seems to be no one in the room.
You do just that.
To your right is the LAUNDRY. To your left is your UNCLE'S ROOM. The door is ajar so you sneak closer to it and take a look inside.
The room is clean, too clean for a farmer's. From your position you can see another close-up of a goat and your UNCLE'S bed. You can also see a small night table. There seems to be no one in the room.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:59 pm
> Step into the room, look for your spear.
You push the door open and step into your UNCLE'S ROOM.
Now you can see that there's a closet by the door. You open it expecting to find your spear, you are disappointed by the sight of a bunch of farmer jeans on hangers and a couple shirts.
There is a BROOM inside the closet too, you guess you could use it as a makeshift weapon until you find your spear.
You unscrew the BROOM'S head and turn it into a MAKESHIFT POKING STICK. You move the shitty stick to your STRIFE SPECIBUS.
You push the door open and step into your UNCLE'S ROOM.
Now you can see that there's a closet by the door. You open it expecting to find your spear, you are disappointed by the sight of a bunch of farmer jeans on hangers and a couple shirts.
There is a BROOM inside the closet too, you guess you could use it as a makeshift weapon until you find your spear.
You unscrew the BROOM'S head and turn it into a MAKESHIFT POKING STICK. You move the shitty stick to your STRIFE SPECIBUS.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:04 pm
> Go back to your room, utilize stealth.
You run back to your ROOM.
You run back to your ROOM.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:08 pm
> Try to bash chest open.
You concede and proceed to smack the chest with all your strenght.
MANGRIT CHECK (difficulty 20)
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You concede and proceed to smack the chest with all your strenght.
MANGRIT CHECK (difficulty 20)
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:14 pm
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The stick bounces off the chest and smacks you in the face. You throw it down in disgust and proceed to shout some profanities.
You un-equip the stick before it being made of wood gives you any ideas.
The stick bounces off the chest and smacks you in the face. You throw it down in disgust and proceed to shout some profanities.
You un-equip the stick before it being made of wood gives you any ideas.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:39 pm
> Turn on your computer.
While you find your digital tool to be very attactive at the moment, putting the moves on her would be degrading.
While you find your digital tool to be very attactive at the moment, putting the moves on her would be degrading.
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Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.
by mythicIchor Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:40 pm
> Just turn it on.
Ok, ok. You turn the computer on.
It's a pretty shitty model, but you're lucky to have one at all in this place. You log in to your shitty MSchum and check on your chumroll.
Ok, ok. You turn the computer on.
It's a pretty shitty model, but you're lucky to have one at all in this place. You log in to your shitty MSchum and check on your chumroll.
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