Re: Aron: don't die in the fires.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:51 am

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When you reach your computer you see someone's been pestering you. It's CA, you hope it's good news.

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You hope this thing works this time, You can see the smoke already.

by **panchromaticRhythm** Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:04 am

Your house changes to look like a JAPANESE FARMHOUSE... which doesn't really help with the RAGING FIRE at all, since it's walls are now made of FLAMMABLE PAPER.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:23 am

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You can see the fire starting to advance in the hallway, you must hurry!
You pester CA.

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by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:24 am

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Ok, you're outside now, you have to get to your uncle's room through the window.

Wait a minute what's that?

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:25 am

> Do a victory dance, for you foe is no more.

Yes, Fucking YES! The chicken has bitten the dust, it's just fried... chicken now. Wathever, you can think of better puns when you house is not being consumed by fire.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:30 am

> Be the acrobat, in your dreams it's you!

ACROBATICS CHECK (difficulty 13)

mythicIchor carried out 1 launched of one D10 :

1

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mythicIchor carried out 1 launched of one D10 :

7

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Modifier +2

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:42 am

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You do a pirouette off the floor but your calculations fail and you smack face first into the windowsill. You guess climbing into the window isn't such a bad idea.

ATHLETICS CHECK (difficulty 9)

mythicIchor carried out 1 launched of one D10 :

4

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mythicIchor carried out 1 launched of one D10 :

4

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Modifier +8

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:43 am

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You jump, grab the window's edge and pull yourself into your uncle's room. You can see the other machine, you have no idea what to do now.

by coronersAssistant Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:48 am

You snort-giggle when Aron hits the windowsill, trying to contain your laughter. Now without a valuable form of communication, you attempt to put his Uncle's bedside lamp onto the ledge where the cylinder belongs. You nearly drop and break it, but you manage. You hope this gets the point across.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:52 am

> Stare dumbly at the floating lamp.

Okaaay... So you have to place a light on there! Where can you... OH, You're a genius, the glowy ball!

You nod towards where you think the fourth wall is and leave through the window to recover the ball.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:54 am

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You run around the outside of the house again, you point and laugh at the dead chicken and make it into your room where you take the glowy ball with both hands and abscond through the window again.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:55 am

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You run around AGAIN, but when you try to point at the chicken you forget you're holding the ball. It falls, rolls and leaves you temporarily blind after absorbing the stupid dead chicken.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:58 am

> Assume your natural state: Stare dumbly into nothingness while a glowy ball in form of a chicken tries to carve a hole in your skull.

You would do this if you were as stupid as everyone says you are, but you're not, so you just climb into your uncle's room and close the window before the furious chicken monster can attack you.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:00 am

> Assume Idiostate #4: Stare dumbly at the wall while on a countdown towards fiery hell.

You do just that.

Nah, not really. You just start freaking out because you don't know what to do. FUCK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND NOW THE DEVIL CHICKEN IS ALIVE, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS DEAD AND BLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUH.

by coronersAssistant Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:03 am

You FACE PALM X1 at Aron's obliviousness to your directions. A second hand arrives at its destination; faceville, to create the FACE PALM X2 COMBO, when he laughs at poor, dead, Big Red, then accidently combines him with the glow ball.

Thankfully he returns to his Uncle's room. You try to emphasize your point by lifting the lamp on and off the contraption, gesturing towards him. You do this about six times when your cursor SLIPS. You drop the lamp and it shatters.

You need a third palm, you're failing so hard right now.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:06 am

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Okay so you need to drop fragile things into that pedestal carelessly? Easy. You start with the Cilinder thingy, it looks fragile.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:08 am

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Bad news is, the cilinder didn't break, it wasn't as fragile as it looked.

Good news is, The machine deployed some kind of laser to scan the cilinder and now there's a Fire Extinguisher on the big circle part.

by mythicIchor Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:10 am

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You grab the fire extinguisher and douse the flames in the hallway. This fire just went under control.

by **panchromaticRhythm** Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:24 am

When you dose the flames the Fire Extinguisher seems to fill the whole hallway, and knocks you backwards into a wall, knocking you unconscious.

- - END OF BOOK 1, ACT 1 - -

When you wake up, you find the fires are gone, as well as any foam. However the cracking sound of flames still seems to permeate the air. outside the windows theres a faint glow of orange, and the smell of sulphur wafts in. tiny bits of soft glass seems to be scattered about your floor.

You've woken up in LOMAG, THE LAND OF MAGMA AND GLASS

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